"Last I checked taking pleasure in that is not a crime"
"I tortured souls and I liked it"
There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees
Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies
I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute
Let’s play a game.
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is it just me or do kangaroos always look like they are coming onto you
Every time Dean says “I’m fine.”
New drinking game: Everytime Dean says “I’m Fine,” drink.
Dean’s already playing that drinking game.HOW DARE YOU
I dare you.
Summary: Jared loves playing football more than anything. And then he meets his temp replacement coach.
Kinks: Tattoos, Shower sex
How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Hi please watch this poor mailman get attacked by a cat it’s v. important
TAKE IT WITH YOU.
I THINK MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT THIS IS HOW CHEERFUL THE MAILMAN IS. HE AIN’T EVEN MAD.
I wouldn’t be either because this is hysterical.